Thilo's Website


Personal Websites are so 2015


How bored do you have to be to make a personal website?
2024
This is supposed to be a timeline but I'm tired. I mean, Thilo is tired.
2025
Thilo got into yoga in 2025.
But he's been doing horizontal yoga for years.
2023
In 2022 Thilo started YieldMetrics.org, a non-profit for cannabis
companies to standardize their data.
What is time?
Thilo's  life in pictures.
2018
Co-founder Lume - vertically integrated cannabis company
Nowhere, Michigan

In 2018 he was contracted by Sunrise Agricultural Products.
Later that year they brought him in as full time and they made Lume.
2015


Thilo loves to travel. He has been to 36 countries and 44 states.
2014
Technical Co-founder @ Tuition.io - student loan management service
Los Angeles
Earth
Thilo is a huge advocate for psychedelics:
Covid ruined his sense of taste for 6 months,
and LSD brought it back.

LSD also cured his flight anxiety.
It's an fascinating drug.

2011


Technical Co-founder @ CloudFarm - Dutch software company
Amsterdam, Netherlands



At one point in my his life, he loved to code.

Now he only does it for the ladies.



2012
Thilo
loves
Food

Thilo is a Level 7 Google Reviewer,
which is the equivilent of an orange belt in foodie.

2008-2010
Wrote, directed, produced Going With the Flow (2010)

Watch Trailer

2015
Comedy




Thilo went to the only accredited comedy school in the world.

And dropped out after a year..

He has performed standup many times, in prestiguous cities such as:
Toronto, LA, Chicago, NYC, Tokyo, Amsterdam, London, Tokyo, Paris.

And his sketch troupe performed at the renowened Second City Theater in Toronto.

Fun fact: Thilo went to Israel with Abbi Jacobson when she was first becoming interested in comedy.

There is a picture of us together somewhere.
2007
Drummer & Keyboardist for disco sex rock band Stein


Books



He used to read a lot but stopped now that I have AI to answer all my questions about life.
2002




He once was the Montana State Breakdancing Champion




Hello World
He was born and raised in a Montana mountain town.

He started planking after it was cool..



That's it. That's the whole website.






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