Websites are so 2015


← Anyway, this is his website


These balls link to stuff:

His name is Thilo Savage.

He likes breakdancing, bitcoin, bench pressing, biohacking, blueberries, behavioral economics.. most "B" words.

Why am I typing in 3rd person? I wish he'd stop that..

It's me.. I'm him.

It's super annoying.

2025
Big deal nobody's impressed
Wall yoga isn't any cooler
2024
This is supposed to be a timeline but I'm tired.
What is time?
I had AI turn my  life into pictures.
2018
Co-founder Lume - vertically integrated cannabis company
Nowhere, Michigan

In 2018 he was contracted by Sunrise Agricultural Products.
Later that year they brought him in as full time and they made Lume.
2015


I have been to 36 countries and 44 states.
2014
Technical Co-founder @ Tuition.io - student loan management service
Los Angeles
Earth
Fun Fact:
Covid ruined my sense of taste for 6 months,
and LSD brought it back. True story.

LSD also cured my flight anxiety.
It's an interesting drug.
I've only done it twice.

2011


Technical Co-founder @ CloudFarm - Dutch software company
Amsterdam, Netherlands



At one point in my life I loved to code.

Now I only do it to impress babes.



2012
Thilo
loves
Food

He is a Level 7 Google Reviewer,
which is the equivilent of an orange belt in foodie.

2008-2010
Wrote, directed, produced Going With the Flow (2010)

Watch Trailer

2015
Comedy




Thilo went to the only accredited comedy school in the world.

And dropped out after a year..

He has performed standup many times, in prestiguous cities such as:
Toronto, LA, Chicago, NYC, Tokyo, Amsterdam, London, Tokyo, Paris.

And his sketch troupe performed at the renowened Second City Theater in Toronto.

Fun fact: Thilo went to Israel with Abbi Jacobson when she was first becoming interested in comedy.

There is a picture of us together somewhere.
2007
Drummer & Keyboardist for disco sex rock band Stein


Books



I used to read a lot but stopped now that I have AI to answer all my questions about life.
2002




I once was the Montana State Breakdancing Champion




Hello World
I was born and raised in a Montana mountain town.

I started planking after it was cool..



That's it. That's the whole website.






Email me@thilosavage.com Facebook @thilosavage Instagram @thilosavage